when making staging into production's what you're thinking
when you're hungry, tired, and stinking
don't turn staging into production

when reaching the end of your sprint
and it's likely that you need a mint
don't turn staging into production

when you want to look out a window
while converging the versions you're pinned to
don't turn staging into production

when tears are falling, drip drop
onto the trackpad and keys of your laptop
don't turn staging into production

when your diet is too high in calories
and your tests are exposing code maladies
don't turn staging into production

when the VP has signed your team up to fail
and you're afraid of checking your email
don't turn staging into production

when your project manager is sweating
and pressure is all that you're getting
don't turn staging into production

do the right thing
it's not you who will sting
don't turn staging into production